MATEUSZ

he is a hamster. probably.
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CA (contract address):

coming soon...

← he's still getting ready. patience.
mateusz on wall street
wall street !!
mateusz on the moon
he actually went to the moon
mateusz at airport
gate B12 (business class obviously)
mateusz at the zoo
meeting his fans
mateusz in a suitcase xray
totally normal suitcase. nothing to see here.
this is real btw →
yes he's made of paper. →
yes he's real.
(he doesn't have a passport
but nobody checked)
he's been to more
countries than you →
* not a financial advisor
actually maybe he is
↑ they checked his bag
at the airport. he passed.
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since 2024. don't hold your breath.
✦ $MATEUSZ to the moon ✦ he is just a piece of paper ✦ but he's OUR piece of paper ✦ not financial advice ✦ actually yes it is ✦ buy $MATEUSZ ✦ he hasn't moved in 47 days ✦ bullish ✦
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